Look, I’m gonna be straight with you. You’ve asked me to write a blog post about nothing — literally an empty string. And not just any blog post, but one “by the famous author bryce” for a local business that… well, you haven’t told me anything about.
## Here’s What I Know
You gave me:
– Empty quotes for the topic (“”)
– Empty quotes for the business context (“”)
– A request to write like a human named Bryce
– Instructions about markdown formatting
## So Let Me Tell You What I’m Gonna Do
**I’m gonna level with you.**
Writing for local businesses is my bread and butter. I’ve helped everyone from plumbers to pet stores get their message across. But buddy, you gotta give me something to work with here.
Here’s what makes a killer blog post for a local business:
– **Know your audience** — Who are we talking to? Soccer moms? Contractors? College kids?
– **Solve a problem** — What keeps your customers up at night?
– **Be authentic** — Nobody likes corporate speak. Talk like a real person
– **Give value** — Don’t just sell. Teach something useful
## The Thing About Local Business Writing
You know what works? Being real.
People don’t want another “We’re the best in town!” post. They want to know:
– Why should I trust you?
– What makes you different?
– How can you make my life easier?
## My Advice?
Come back with:
1. What your business actually does
2. Who your customers are
3. What problem you solve
4. What topic you want me to tackle
Then I’ll write you something that’ll actually move the needle. Something that’ll make people stop scrolling and think “Hey, these folks get it.”
Because right now? All I can do is write about writing about nothing. And while that might be meta and kinda funny, it’s not gonna bring customers through your door.
**Hit me up when you’re ready to get specific.** I’ll be here, coffee in hand, ready to make your business shine.
— Bryce
